The End Times

10.02.06

Things are kinda sorta starting to wind to a slow hand off here. Inventories are being condcted, mail is being stopped…the bad guys are still doin bad things(little bastards). But despite all these foreshadowing’s we must remain vigilant in our struggle to overcome The Darkside. When it’s dealings with these vermin, there is no lowering of any defenses…one must adapt and overcome the pathetic evil that we face here. Yes, there are time’s where it all seems so pointless and those times may seem like…well, all the time really.

But we must not lose heart for soon we shall see the true light of day as it pours over the endless skies of America…bathing our faces, our souls with a renewing joy…a refreshing thought that there is yet hope for a better life, a free life. A life where we need no longer fear death’s rearing head on every street corner, every rooftop…every unknown face. We return to a land where the stench of burning trash is replaced with the scent of Pine…Glades…grass…and KFC. No longer will the women turn their faces from us or run and hide in their homes. No. Instead we shall have the pleasure of seeing their beautiful faces…and mabe a llittle bit more than we wanted to see, but it’s all good. Instead of fearful flight, we shall receive warm embraces and maybe a kiss or two.

Once again we will be reunited with our brothers, our sisters…our mothers and fathers. Again we shall receive the blessings of their presence. We shall shed tears of joy at the joyous reunion of our hearts and minds with those whom we love and adore. No longer will we be strangers…but instead, family.

Our armored vehicles will be replaced with the more fancy shmancy things that we drive…those plastic pieces of flash that we call our “rides”. Once again we shall “bump it” whilst driving down our respective “Main Avenues”. But…we sacrifice a small bit of freedom in that we no longer “own the road”. There is no more “bubble” to maintain around your conv-er I mean your vehicle. No longer must we swerve to the other side of the road because there is a tire sitting by itself on the opposite side….or that cardboard box there. We return to a land where there exists a system known as “Traffic Laws”. Again we must abide by them and know this…that there are no warning shots to keep people away from your vehicle. If you do that you go to jail.

BUT….this is an American jail where you need not fear death at the hands of certain corrupt or simply embittered policemen. Here all you must fear is the sanctity of your temple. Don’t drop no soap. You no longer fear the harsh the reality of losing all freedoms by having to sit in a cage…and just a cage, but here you get cable TV, and nice fluffy pillow, and a very nice roomie named “Ron”…but likes to be called “Rolinda”(be nice to him). And here…you just might make parole as you get off on “good behaviour”. Good for you.

Overall the fear is abated. That survival mode that you may or may not have adopted is no longer needed. So go ahead and fold that thing up and put it in your pocket. We may need it sooner or later. Quite possibly sooner.


6 Responses to “The End Times”

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    This was great. I was gittin’ all emotional at first… maybe even a little misty eyed… then you wrote about a roomie named Rolinda… and I lost all the sentiment and laughed out loud.


    Chad

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    Yeah, Rolinda did it for me, too. KFC is indeed a wonderful thing to come home to.


    Pam

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    Great post SF! Rolinda pretty much did in any serious tones to the post :wink: With all the things people find to complain about in this country, I’m sure it’s gonna look pretty damn good to all of you. Can’t wait to see an “I am HOME” posted here. Take care….


    SK

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    Keep your eye on the prize…..KFC!!! And some beer to wash it down!!


    Erik

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    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:


    Kat in Ga: A Soldiers' Angel

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    :mrgreen::mrgreen: YAY!

    as a side note: if you feel you must, you can toss my better half into one of them there sea bags and bring him home with you. i wouldnt stop you…:mrgreen:


    liz

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