Werk Suxxors
01.08.07If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a bajillion times…..if they ever come out with a Standby Badge, we would qualify for Expert right off the bat.
Anyway, the ball is starting to roll now and from the way things are lookin it might start falling soon….alot of things have changed around, but in my opinion its for the better. I think this is going to be a breath of fresh air that has been a long time coming. Hopefully things turn out better than I expect…and better than they have it planned.
As for new stuff with me…well….not much is new on my part. I guess I could tell you that all my bills are paid and I have a nice chunk of change sitting in the bank, so things aren’t too shabby at all.
About our new barracks though….these things are pretty sweet. Each person has their own individual showers and “latrines” so thats probably the coolest part. Personally, I think the little kitchen bar is the best. I like to be able to just open the door, grab a stool and sit down and shoot the …. with my neighbor and good friend, J-Tweezy. Don’t tell him I put that on here though he might hurt me. But the kitchenette’s are freakin sweet. They have stoves and everything! And yet I still am eating Taco Bell…what in the world is wrong with me? Not a thing I tell ya.
Oh here’s an update for ya….you remember my hooptie? The Beast? Well she has just recently started to show age. Yes…much like that of an elderly person…she has started to crack and wrinkle….not so much the later as the former. A sweet little crack has begun in the bottom left of my windshield and is slowly trying to take over the world…beginnning with my windshield of course. So that sucks, but is a minor issue, if even that.
Im still looking forward to getting maced in the face for training….joyousness I tell you…happiness and joy.
K well I gots to get back to werk here, so until next time. Oh and see if you guys can vote for that 20K troop surge to go away….




Hah. don’t be a *****. You know you want to go spend another year in the jewel of the middle east. With warm sandy beaches, scantily clad native wimmin, soaping each other up in the river.
p.s. be sure to get before and after pics of your face when you get maced. thats priceless. Cos you know if you fail to do so, I’ll just have to mace you myself, when you come home. Then I’ll take pics.
Chad
January 10th, 2007
I LOL’d and spilled my drink!
American Soldier
January 10th, 2007
“standbye badge”… hahahaha
Amethyst
January 10th, 2007
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
If I had a dime for every time I’ve said this, I’d be rich — but… worth saying again: “Y’all crack me up!”
Kat in GA: A Soldiers' Angel
January 10th, 2007