The Pattern/ Evil Bad Men
02.22.07Yet another scratched jump today. The winds of evilness were the cause for the demise of this mornings Aerial Antics.
Oh and here’s a fun one. I come home today and walk into my bathroom to see that the Hell had used my bathroom while I was out and it had a very evil case dysentery and it played the evil role it does and instead of placing the sacrifice into the Porcelain White Altar, it decided to desecrate the entire room instead. Mind you this is all proverbial metaphors we are speaking of. In lame-mans terms: Some minimum wage contractors came to fix a pipe underneath my toilet and in the process completely disrespected my bathroom and didn’t bother cleaning up one bit. Thanks alot, A-Holes. How dare they desecrate my living quarters as they did and not even have the common decency to clean up their mess. Next time I need something fixed, I’ll just tell those no-good louses to take the day off and I’ll do the job. I’d do a much better job than they ever would/could. Just go check out Room 351 of the building I lived in over in Korea. Nuff said.
Oh and if you want to start some kind of discussion or debate here, we can talk about the moral responsibilities of the contractors who work on the living quarters of those who put their lives on the line for their freedoms. What they did today was show a complete disrespect for my living quarters and they should be fired…or publicly humiliated. That always straightens people out.
K start debating/discussing/belittling me….whatever.
Dag! If you don't get it then noone
Kick their ass sea-bass!
Just curious, what is the name of the contracting company?
American Soldier
February 22nd, 2007
I don’t even know. “A-Holes Inc.” sounds bout right.
Sure Fire
February 23rd, 2007
So yer room in Korea looked pretty tip top, did it? Then what about the jack and pizza?
Chad
February 23rd, 2007
I dig the pink power cord!
American Soldier
February 23rd, 2007
Did they know they made a mess?
Erik
February 23rd, 2007
Heh, when this story started, I thought that the Interior Defecator had struck again! This was a nickname given to a guy in Korea who’d had way too much soju and too little self-control. [Shudder]
Cowboy Blob
February 23rd, 2007
Oh good Lord…:shock: Speaking of lacking self control. We had some dude in Korea who got so drunk out at a club, and was tryin to dance on the stage, but he lost his balance and fell off hitting his head on a part of the stage on the way down. After he hit his head he proceeded to defecate and urinate in his trousers. Good times.
Sure Fire
February 23rd, 2007
That wasn’t me!
American Soldier
February 24th, 2007