Pass The Brass

Hey, go see Shooter!! It’s a fun conspiracy flick with lots of guns and just the right amount of ’splosions n stuff. Lots of sniping shots, which are always the best. A fun flick for the whole family….lomng as its a family of nuthing but 17 and older country folk who enjoy a good gun shoot out, and their political comedy spiced with a lil liberalistic satire.

I swear…every freakin two bit movie actor just has to get those two bit political punch lines in their. I don’t really get what they hope to accomplish there. Maybe…

Scene: Election Polls 2008
Scenario: Two peeps chewin the phat.

Guy #1: Yah, I voted for that one dude.
Guy #2: Oh yah? Why’d you pick him?
Guy #1: Oh cuz I heard this line off of that movie, Shooter, and it totally showed me the light of political truths.
Guy #2: Ah yah, I hear ya. Man, those Hollywood actor guys really have their shit straight. Buncha model citizens those ones are.

Disclaimer: Please do not get your political beliefs or even let your beliefs ever be swayed by some BS you heard on some Hollywood movie, or just something you heard a Hollywood person say. Noone in that thar community have anything of their’s on straight.

I realize that I have abandoned all political associations already. I claim neither side. But Modern Liberals do tend to piss me off just that much more, mainly cuz of that whole “Don’t discriminate against anyone” ideal….that one just kills me.

So on to the topik at hand….and I believe this guy says it rather well.

I found a quote today by Albert Einstein…didn’t grab it though, but he said it was solitude that stimulates the creative mind. I now understand why I have not been able to post like I used to back in Korea. There is an utter lack of solitude here. There is no rest for my mind cuz its always work. I tend to turn my mind off and just go on autopilot most of the day. It gets me in trouble from time to time, but I just don’t care anymore. Until I am sitting in this field…I will be running on auto pilot till my term ends.

Here I am sitting here on my nice lil Army post just going about daily life thinking everything is just slowly moving around in the whole political sphere of things. Of course I knew that things are kind of heated and theres plenty of controversy about such things as the dispute going on over in Irak. But little do I truly know of the turmoil that is becoming the political scene of the United States of America. Little did I know of the deprivation that has become the general public.

Absurdity

“…One nation, under God, Indivisible…”

What the hell’s going on? How could something like this happen? I never thought I’d see the day.

Anyone happen to have a cure for “Foot-In-Mouth” disease? I seem to have a pretty bad infection going on here that I would like to get rid of. Every now and then I think I’m doing just fine and suddenly it’s brutally obvious that it’s just not true at all.

Anyway, the new job is in effect now and things are kicking off rather swell. Alot of aspects of the new job kinda surprised me. I was actually expecting a group of high strung individuals, but I have found that not to be true at all. The people I now work with are rather straight forward people…something I have been wanting to work with since I came stateside. Bureaucracy is a real bastard sometimes.

Anyway, back to the subject line. Leave it to good ole me to really crash a party though. I mean, it could be the middle of a bangin’ party and the music would be blaring, rattling the windows out of their frames, and everybody would be all krunk n stuff, and there’d be people fallin’ in the pool with their clothes on n stuff, and then there’s always that group of potheads in the corner or on the couch somewhere…uh…K, got off track there…but then along comes me and I get this seemingly GREAT line in my head and my lil “Dane Cook voices” tell me “Yah, say that…say those things.” And so no later than the words have left my mouth, the music screeches to a halt, every drunk person there sobers up in a heartbeat, and suddenly all the people in the pool just stop what they’re doing and everybody is just sitting there staring at me….even the potheads suddenly stopped being stoned, just to stare at me….and it’s quiet….wow….awwkwaaaaard.

So there I am just standing there with a massive “DUMBASS” stamped on my forehead for all to stare at. And to think….this coming from a guy with a 120 GT score….I’m starting to think there might have been some kind of mix up. In fact…most people just straight up don’t believe me. Hell….I’m starting to not believe me. I mean c’mon! I have this terrible infection of the mind that enables me to switch my brain off from time to time and let my “4th Point of Contact” do all the talking. Oh by the way, that means ASS…I just didn’t want to type i-…..damn…I’m an idiot.

So yah, if anyone out there happens to have a cure for such a disease as I have, short of a bullet, or duct tape, or super glue, or anything else obviously tried before. I want a real life, bona fide elixir to cure my ailment of the mind. Anyone got any of that? Please send it my way.

Hey everyone, just wanted to give a heads up that I fixed that nasty problem with my delayed responses due to them all being sent to an account that is not used as much anymore. Now I really WILL be able to get back to you soon as possible, haha! Thanks again folks!

I just received one of the greatest gifts in the mail today…a DVD of Kat and Family finally reaping what they have sown. For years the Orr family has been blessing troops with letters after letters and gift packages after gift packages…and I am extremely proud to be able to say that I was a blessed recipient of their love and comforting words. And what I had already felt as family, has become even more so now that I watched their community and all of their friends and family giving back, and blessing the Orr family with a new home. It was awesome being able to actually see them and even better to see them receiving such an awesome gift. It could not have happened to a more deserving family. Congratulations Jeff n’ Kat!!

To Kat and Family, I want to thank you again so much for the support that you have shown to me and to every one of my fellow brothers and sisters in arms. God truly smiles upon the love that you guys show everyday. Seeing what you folks had to work with and yet still you gave so much, even though you may not have had alot. You are a true inspiration both patriotically and spiritually. You have truly shown me yet another glimpse of God’s eternal love and how He can do great things through each of us. Once again, I am truly blessed to be able to say that I’m one of your adopted soldiers. I love you guys so much!! I only wish I could have been there to help bless you all for what you’ve given me. God bless you all so much!

Funny pic from Irak over on Pat Dollard’s site.

Call me “frustrated” if you will, but at least I have my shit in check.

If there is one thing that governs modern culture it’s sex.

I’m not going to go and make some big ole elaboration about this, I’m just gonna put out what’s on my mind.

Why is it that there are those who cannot go to a single social event and not make some pathetic sexual innuendo or joke to some female in the room, regardless of if they are married? And even worse…when the husband is in the same room. What the f&$% is wrong with people these days that they cannot simply put a little effort into keeping their minds away from that topic for a period of a couple hours. Are you that base? That dense that you cannot physically control yourself? Or do you lack the mental capacity to restrain yourself? If it’s that bad then please consider a frontal lobotomy for the sake of the rest of decent mankind. There are those of us who actually DO go to parties and/or “social gatherings” as they were, to simply enjoy the company of others and possibly some intellectual conversation…and if it can’t be intellectual, then at least it does not have to be riddled with sex jokes and hidden passes at any and every female in the room.

I’m sick and tired of something as simple and base as a reproductive act being the very basis of certain individuals existences. If you are that simple, then please, by all means go take your rutting to the woods with the rest of the animals. You make me sick with your pathetic and weak petting of the gift that God blessed us with in order to replenish the Earth. You have polluted and befouled it into a disgusting ritual of sodomy and egomania that makes me consider never even bothering to marry or have children just to spare any I may sire from the sickening degraded society that has taken over and now degrades the minds of the young with nothing but SEX in every aspect of life.

Try gaining control of your life and making it into something a little less worthless in your everyday existence.

Your mouths are open graves, and your words are but audible death. You kill your soul with every foul pass you make.

P.S. And people wonder how I managed to stay a virgin this long. It’s cuz the rest of you filthy dogs are an excellent reminder of how pathetic it is to just give up your soul like that. Too easy.