Pass The Brass

I kissed it hoping for the best but I think I may have contracted the plague.....

so... you just found a turtle on base?

do they approve of turtle lovin' in the military? isn't that covered in "don't ask, don't tell?" tert looks scared.

i now have many pet tadpoles. my frogs will kick your turtle's ass.

Hey this is completely legit. It's purely plutonic.

And yah i was sittin there pokin its forearms and watchin it hiss at me. Quite entertaining.

I must say, those berets really are manly. I mean, when I think beret, I think manly. They're right up there with bowties on uniforms.

Oh, it's the princess who kisses the frog hoping it'll turn into a prince. What your doing should be illegal in most states. :)

First off....I don't care about how manly bowties are on uniforms...cuz it gets chicks. And second....they never stated in the UCMJ that I couldn't kiss turtles. Or did they?

Well, chicks are fine... if you're into fowel. :) But what about the ladies?